spring break dispatch pt. 3

[zenithblue]

So as per usual we were talking about porn, the topic at hand being the website Slasher's been hired to work on. The website involves a lot of specialized fantasy-sex multimedia--literal fantasy sex, as in magical sex. drawgirl was elucidating the manifold possibilities to spacecowboytom in the backseat of the car in a perfect monotone: "You can have vampire on werewolf, vampire on fairy, vampire on elf, vampire on dark elf, vampire on succubus..werewolf on fairy, werewolf on elf, werewolf on dark elf, werewolf on..."  The three of us busily came up with various other magic-sex opportunities (centaurs, mermaids, time travelers, Ziggy Stardust, etc).

me: What about superheroes? What about like magical superheroes? Like Dr. Weird. Isn't he a magician superhero? Could you have superhero on werewolf?
drawgirl: Er...do you mean Dr. Strange?
me: Whatever. Sure, Dr. Strange.
drawgirl: (pause) Well sure, but only if he was a magic magician.
me: Oh, a magic magician? Really? Was he magic? Did the magician have some kind of magic powers that made him magical? Thanks for specifying.
drawgirl: You know, as opposed to someone who was bitten by a radioactive magician.

Comments

[dernogg.livejournal.com]

OH YEAH!!!! Bring on the Beholder on Rust Monster porn, that's some hot stuff right there!!!! Hey is dragon on elf the equivilent of a medievil donkey show?

[zenithblue.livejournal.com]

Oh God...I just laughed a full ten minutes.

You're brilliant.

[hartofak.blogspot.com (from livejournal.com)]

All I'm saying is, you leave Supergirl out of your sick little fantasies.

[zenithblue.livejournal.com]

See but Supergirl isn't magic. She's an alien. So she's not even allowed on the website. Didn't you see the part where only magical magician superheroes are allowed?

[helpimarock.livejournal.com]

"The three of us busily came up with various other magic-sex opportunities (centaurs, mermaids, time travelers, Ziggy Stardust, etc)."

'Ziggy Startdust'. ::snort:: Hehe.

"drawgirl: You know, as opposed to someone who was bitten by a radioactive magician."

ROFL! That rates up there with Lewis Black's "if it weren't for my horse I wouldn't have spent that year in college" in terms of bizarrely hilarious snippets that, if heard out of context, will make your brain come to a screechin' halt.

[zenithblue.livejournal.com]

I don't know that Lewis Black gag...what's that from?

Oh man, drawgirl had me laughing for twenty minutes...

[helpimarock.livejournal.com]

Oh, dude, it's the original bit that made him famous. It's on his first album, The White Album. In fact, I just realized that my "brain comes to a screeching halt" line comes from that exact part in that exact same bit. (I'm so guilty of lifting snippets from comedians, I'll admit it.)

[helpimarock.livejournal.com]

Here ya go: Lewis Black - "IHOP"

[zenithblue.livejournal.com]

LOL...wow. I don't think I've ever listened to his stuff but I'm going to have to check him out now.

[helpimarock.livejournal.com]

Scary thing is, that's from his weakest album. Jump three years ahead to Rules of Enragement in 2003 and you've got Dubya in office, 9/11 has happened, and we're in Iraq -- he just goes nuts. I think that album is the one that won him a Grammy. But still, start with The White Album if you can. Let me know if you want me to upload anything.

[goselam.livejournal.com]

Ziggy Stardust isn't magical, he's an alien!

[zenithblue.livejournal.com]

It's true, but I make exceptions for David Bowie. Ziggy may not be magic but Bowie surely is.

[goselam.livejournal.com]

David Bowie is my hero, even when he's not the Goblin King.

Btw, nice Promethea icon.

[zenithblue.livejournal.com]

LOL...oh, Bowie. Man, he just gets weirder looking as he gets older, too.