roller derby fallout

So roller derby last night. I am not a sportswriter so I can't give you a rundown, but needless to say 1) Heartless Heathers won and 2) Sol Train is now the avowed fan favorite (which surprised no one). Although in my opinion Sump Pump is a close second. The championship match was great, but the High Rollers v. Breakneck Betties match was pretty suck. The one good part was towards the end when all hope for victory was dashed, the Rollers started behaving marvelously bad and ended up with half the team in the penalty box. Good fun.

Did you make it home alive, johnnybrainwash? I hope the Mary's girls didn't roll you for your wallet. Or at least if they did, you got some good unwholesome fun out of it. Sorry we lamed out, but what can I say, we are lame. I am lame. I came home and slept the sleep of the lame and it was good.