The old ladies in my cataloging department would drop dead from shock :)
We get a lot of graphic novels, and sadly, many of the challenges to the GNs come from staff. This is pretty tame stuff they're objecting to. Lost Girls would destroy them.

We also have what my co-workers call a "secret censor," someone who alters the graphic novels by blacking out any naughty words. She (we think it is a she but could be a he) lengthens the skirts on the female characters and has even been known to draw black skirts over superhero's packages. We would kill to catch this person in the act.