sprechen sie pirate?

Yar, fer shits an' grins I loaded me user bio into th' Pirate Speak Translator (thanks, zugenia). Here's what I be gettin':

( zenithblue, AKA the Notorious Bonney Blackheart, AKA Captain Jenny Rackham... )

Also, fer them o' ye lookin' fer a pirate title, here be a Swashbuckler Name Generator to help ye. I be Captain Jenny Rackham by this accountin'. Thas right, I'm the captain. Bitches.

So drink up, me hearties yo ho. And don't forget to eat a lime.

our hats are off

Be ye tired of pirates? Well ye be at the wrong blog then, matey.

I dug up this bit 'o treasure on the Talk Like a Pirate Day website. It be the courageous yarn of a plucky pirate wench tossed to the wild seas of corporate media culture. Read if ye dare, the tale of Mad Sally (wife of the notorious John "Ol' Chumbucket" Baur of Talk Like a Pirate Day fame) and her Wife Swap adventure.

I do heartily take me hat off to her. 

(I wish I knew this woman).