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zenithblue) wrote2006-09-19 09:54 am
zenithblue) wrote2006-09-19 09:54 am
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sprechen sie pirate?
Yar, fer shits an' grins I loaded me user bio into th' Pirate Speak Translator (thanks, zugenia). Here's what I be gettin':
Also, fer them o' ye lookin' fer a pirate title, here be a Swashbuckler Name Generator to help ye. I be Captain Jenny Rackham by this accountin'. Thas right, I'm the captain. Bitches.
So drink up, me hearties yo ho. And don't forget to eat a lime.
zugenia). Here's what I be gettin': Who: Book vampire. Fallen academic. Equal parts geek an' nerd. Works in a public library but be a barista, porn clerk, actress-fer-pizza, dorm mom, bookseller, caterer, an' general jill-o'-all-trades. A wee bit obsessive about certain things. Some-time gamer grrl. Hopeful purveyor o' literary (or at very least literate) fiction. But more than anythin' a reader.
What: Anythin' I want. Th' only guarantees be 1) buccanneers an' 2) books. If ye hang around long enough ye will encounter at least one o' these things.
When: Anytime between 1979 an' th' present
'ere: Portland now, but Anchorage then.
Why: On accoun' o' we like ye.
...
HENCHMAN 21: Who`s yer date?
TH' MONARCH: I met th' lass' on th' LiveJournal, which i kept in prison. I ben bloggin'! after postin' an especially attractive picture o' me prison sculpted abs, she commented that i be nay only "Pwn", i be "Teh Sex"... whaterethat means.
What: Anythin' I want. Th' only guarantees be 1) buccanneers an' 2) books. If ye hang around long enough ye will encounter at least one o' these things.
When: Anytime between 1979 an' th' present
'ere: Portland now, but Anchorage then.
Why: On accoun' o' we like ye.
...
HENCHMAN 21: Who`s yer date?
TH' MONARCH: I met th' lass' on th' LiveJournal, which i kept in prison. I ben bloggin'! after postin' an especially attractive picture o' me prison sculpted abs, she commented that i be nay only "Pwn", i be "Teh Sex"... whaterethat means.
Also, fer them o' ye lookin' fer a pirate title, here be a Swashbuckler Name Generator to help ye. I be Captain Jenny Rackham by this accountin'. Thas right, I'm the captain. Bitches.
So drink up, me hearties yo ho. And don't forget to eat a lime.